Today I
decided (better late than never) that I wanted to set up a pair of
reactions. The prep – basically a recipe
– that I was trying to follow was frustratingly vague, to the point where I wondered
how it was even publishable to have a paper supposedly detailing a method where
the recipe is basically something like this…
Ingredients:
Some eggs
Some flour
Some sugar
Some butter –
maybe ½ stick per egg
Exactly 1.5
teaspoons of shortening to grease a pan (BUT WE WON’T TELL YOU WHICH ONE)
Mix sugar
and butter. Add eggs. Bake for specific time.
Seriously. This prep had one weirdly exact amount for something
that didn’t scale with anything else, no concentration, no temperature, and a
ratio. I am not kidding. It didn’t even MENTION one of the reactants. And then it concluded with “stirred for
specific time”. Well I scoured that paper
and there was no specific time, or any specific anything else.
Ugh. Science.
It’s stuff like this that makes you wonder.
So I faked
up some conditions and prepared to set some reactions up. And then I went to go get my solvent from our
solvent system. The solvent system just
keeps it dry, basically; solvents will collect water over time if not kept dry
and water messes with reactions sometimes.
Since I was running this bad boy over a dessicant, I figured I really
owed it to those molecular sieves to start with dry solvent.
And then the
nitrogen tank was being changed out on the solvent system. So I pouted a little bit, and Bennett said he’d
come get me when he was done changing out the tank, and I picked a good solvent
because it was not one of the current problem-child-solvents. But I resigned myself to a good half hour
wait and headed back to my desk to start writing.
Then Bennett
came by, maybe five minutes later, and I felt less petulant and went back to
set up my reactions. They are now
stirring merrily away, but I will admit that I don’t have particularly high
hopes for their results, given that I had to follow a recipe with more holes than
substance. Nevertheless, it is a bit of
productivity. You have to start
somewhere.
Andy is
teaching a class this semester, and Diane and I went to sit in on it this
morning. It occupies the unfortunate
lunch time slot of 11:35am to 12:50pm, and I am accustomed to eating my lunch
between 11:50 and 1:00, somewhere in there, so this was a bit distressing. Not quite as distressing as the original
9:00am start time, so I’ll count my blessings instead of whining. The class itself seems pretty similar to the
natural products class that he taught a couple of years ago so I might not go
to all of it, but there are a few classes that look pretty good.
It is kind
of funny to go to the class, though, because the organic first years are all
pretty scared, and Andy likes to pick on people and also likes to have his
peanut gallery (“minions!” he said gleefully upon arriving to class and seeing
us there) for asides during independent work time. So I think it’s all right, after all.
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